Some of us got to talking about Tal Wilkenfeld tonite, and wondered how tall she is. Or untall she is. She’s untall enough to make Jeff Beck look tall. That’s pretty untall. But the actual distance from mother earth to the crown of those Rapunzel locks? Unknown. We couldn’t find it anywhere. Not even Wikipedia. It’s like some kind of Australian state secret, like the name of Bon Scott’s hippie band or whatever it was a didgeri did.
One helluva bass player, tho’, that kid. Yikes.
In the Chicago Crossroads vid, Bill Murray hoists her up like a sack of potatoes, like he was gonna toss her into the trunk of his car. Hey how come nobody ever ever talks about how tall Etienne Mbappe is? Is it the gloves?