(2010)

An email from a Pinay pal. She’s gorgeous, of course, and wants to know if I’d like to go see a Filipino transvestite jazz singer.  Really? A Filipino tranny jazz singer? It was tempting and odd…. Filipino transvestites can be awfully hot to the young and unaware. I remember this one flirty number who worked at a lunch counter near my job on Wilshire. Total babe. This was the 1980’s and I was in my late 20’s and awash in testosterone. I was standing there in line and imagining fucking her when suddenly I realized there was a penis there. The bitch. She saw me and laughed. I had completely forgotten this for nearly 25 years. I was horrified then but it sure is funny now.