Ennio Morricone? The guy who did the soundtracks to those Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns? Cool scores, yeah, but I hate those movies. I really do. Imagine living in a world where every hip person loves The Good, the Bad & the Ugly except me. That’s my world. It’s kinda like a Bergman movie, but I don’t like those either. In fact I don’t like anything. Not even me, except when I’m great. Which is most of the time. But then I am an insufferable egomaniac, and I can’t stand egomaniacs. So I’m screwed no matter which way you look at it. I could go on, but it’d be boring, and I’m already bored, and I hate people who hate bored people, which I do.