So I’m scrolling down Facebook and see the People You May Know section. There are pictures of three gorgeous women. I don’t actually know them, but the thought was nice. Intrigued I press the See All Friend Recommendations button. Up pops the pictures of dozens of pretty ladies. Then some long haired guitar player, then a bunch more beautiful women, a drummer, another long haired guitar player, yet more babes, and a guy who looks just like Slash of Guns and Roses but isn’t. Then a couple more beauties, a smattering of long haired guitar players, and another stretch of babes. And I’m wondering who does Facebook think I am? Yahoo Mail keeps trying to hook me up with lonely women over fifty, and on Facebook I’m the hippest guy on the Sunset Strip.
The hippest guy on the Sunset Strip
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