The hippest guy on the Sunset Strip

So I’m scrolling down Facebook and see the People You May Know section. There are pictures of three gorgeous women. I don’t actually know them, but the thought was nice. Intrigued I press the See All Friend Recommendations button. Up pops the pictures of dozens of pretty ladies. Then some long haired guitar player, then a bunch more beautiful women, a drummer, another long haired guitar player, yet more babes, and a guy who looks just like Slash of Guns and Roses but isn’t. Then a couple more beauties, a smattering of long haired guitar players, and another stretch of babes. And I’m wondering who does Facebook think I am? Yahoo Mail keeps trying to hook me up with lonely women over fifty, and on Facebook I’m the hippest guy on the Sunset Strip.